Who, what, which mirror, where?

deep thoughts...



"Nobody hates you because you're pretty . . . (you're ugly)In fact, if anyone hates you, it's because you're an ugly human being. (you're ugly)"

Lamp Post

if your name is "Vance," I bet you already have some issues.

Size queens.

Rudy's Bar and Grill

"Vance has a small penis"
"Robs penis much bigger"
"Not true Vance's penis is this big"
"Suck my balls Rob"

Paging Dr. Gupta

The large comment is what caught my eye, but as it turns out, this wall is packed with sentiment.



"Eat pussy live longer"

"Big pink loves the (dirty) thirty no matter how dirty it is"

"We heart andy ___ and his acting abilities! Long live times in NYC!"

Rudy's Bar and Grill, midtown west

Everybody(at Rudy's Bar and Grill)'s a critic.

Is this a Meisner exercise?

Rudy's Bar and Grill, Midtown West

"Mahira is a horrible actress. And she's a bitch."

"You're a slut."

Then why don't you marry it?

New Jersey is full of passion.



The Lamp Post, Jersey City

"I Love Sharting"



Lucky 7's, Jersey City
"I love penis"

Well, I admire your specificity.

Rudy's Bar and Grill, midtown West

"akua is tone deaf and she gave my now ex boyfriend HERPES"

Das Fenster? Eine Kleine Berliner!

It's nice to know that even in other languages, graffiti often doesn't make sense.



Loreley, LES

"WESSEL? 'PRAESANT!" ES LEBE DEUTSCHLAND!"

Sometimes graffiti makes me sad...

Rudy's Bar and Grill, midtown west

"Andy I love you but you don't know it"

Maggie's a lucky girl...

An homage to a favorite singing cocktail waitress:


Marie's Crisis piano bar, West Village

That's our Carla

um



Arlene's Grocery

Carla made me "laugh"

Don't say you weren't warned!

Arlene's grocery

"watch out for Moby, he likes em young"

One day...

Dear writer: I hear you.



Daffy's, 34th and Broadway

Inaugural Post!

For too long, the wise sayings hastily scrawled on lavatory walls have gone undocumented. Join me in my crusade to share with the world the sage advice and loony rants from stalls across New York!

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